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男友打起游戏来啥都忘,这不晚饭后就一直全神贯注的打游戏

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男友打起游戏来啥都忘,这不晚饭后就一直全神贯注的打游戏,我把钟往后调了三个小时,然后下楼倒个垃圾。回来后,我冲着他大骂:“都几点了!还在那玩游戏?”男友看了一眼钟表,然后从沙发上跳了起来,喊道:“我去!都这点了?你下楼倒个垃圾去了几个小时?去哪了?”

下班回家,对门阿姨送了我家几条鲫鱼,老妈吩咐我把鱼去鳞,清理内脏,弄干净,我有点不情愿。老妈伸出手让我看,手上贴着两个创可贴:“闺女,要是妈手不受伤,就自己干了。”等我把鱼收拾好了,老妈满意的点点头,对老爸说:“咱家傻闺女真好骗。”说着揭下创可贴,居然什么事都没有。我……

小姨子去相亲,回家后脸都气青了!原来两人逛街后去吃饭,男子看了半天菜单,点了一个土豆丝。小姨子试探地问:就一个土豆丝,咱俩够吃吗?男子犹豫片刻,又点了一盘土豆丝!

下班回家,一进门就习惯性地说了句“爸妈我回来了,”一抬头看到老爹正和一位叔叔在家聊天。还没等老爸介绍,那位叔叔连忙起身道:“这……这是令千金吧?”我爸摆摆手示意他坐下,然后说:“千(斤)谈不上,三百多还是有的!”我……

老婆过生日,丈夫决定为老婆做道菜!丈夫在厨房叮叮当当忙了大半天,终于将做好的紫菜汤端上来!丈夫期待地说:“亲爱的,尝尝味道怎样?”老婆尝了尝,说:“嗯,挺烫的!”

过年回家,老爸把我拉到一边,语重心长对我说:儿子,你今年也20岁了,我也就不在瞒着你了。其实你是有身世背景的。我一愣,呆呆地望着我爸,难道......接着,我爸对我说:你要是哪天不想工作了,咱们家还有十几亩祖上传下来的地,我就传给你了。

小陈和他爸爸都在学院同一系里上班,一天,老陈往系里打电话,小陈接的电话:哪位?找谁?老陈说:你爸,找你。小陈一听生气了,心想:你占我便宜,张口就说:我还是你爸呢!电话那头的老陈晕倒。

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